While I don’t agree with the views, I found this on Facebook and thought it was amusing. This is from ‘The 13 Rules Of Gunfighting Everyone Should Know’ by CJ Grisham.
- Guns have only two enemies: rust and politicians.
- It’s always better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.
- Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not you.
- Never let someone or something that threatens you get inside arm’s length.
- Never say ‘I’ve got a gun’. If you need to use deadly force, the first sound they hear should be the safety clicking off. (I prefer the sound of a slug being chambered when you cock a shotgun)
- The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes, and the response time of a .357 is 1400 feet per second.
- The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always win — cheat if necessary.
- Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets. You may get killed with your own gun, but he’ll have to beat you to death with it, cause it’ll be empty.
- If you’re in a gunfight:
- If you’re not shooting, you should be loading.
- If you’re not loading, you should be moving.
- If you’re not moving, you’re dead.
- In a life and death situation, do something . . . It may be wrong, but do something!
- If you carry a gun, people call you paranoid. Nonsense! If you have a gun, what do you have to be paranoid about? (I call it being prepared)
- You can say ‘stop’ or ‘alto’ or any other word, but a large bore muzzle pointed at someone’s head is pretty much a universal language. AMEN!
- You cannot save the planet, but you may be able to save yourself and your family.
‘Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.’ — Thomas Jefferson
